Feel like a Lord of the Ring: With kicks and punches lead goblin as far as possible on his way to the Mordor.
Meetings with elves, dwarves and hobbits guaranteed.
Avoid fall in love with troll! It's bad for your bones!
Let me remind quotes from "The Hobbit" by J. R. R. Tolkien:
* Mutton yesterday, mutton today, and blimey, if it don't look like mutton again tomorrer.
* It does not do to leave a live dragon out of your calculations, if you live near him.
* You are a very fine person, Mr. Baggins, and I am very fond of you; but you are only quite a little fellow in a wide world after all!
* If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.
** BETA version* Don't judge strictly, please.